Episode 2

Cowboy Jon

Super Mario Gang Bang Bros

The second episode of The Odd Cast awaits you. You can feel it, it’s just ahead, just out of reach. Barring your way is the giant head of an Italian plumber. He’s winking at you and twirling his moustache. He doesn’t have hands but he goes ahead and twirls it anyway. That’s just how he is.

It’sa me Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiio!

His name is Mario apparently. Behind him you can see the Odd Cast getting under way – three guys in gangster hats, a baldy with a barcode tattoo, Bill Murray running for a train in India and the entire staff of PC World. They all have magical animal companions who they talk to – you see a dick, an ermine, a golden monkey and a rat in a chef’s hat.

Mario is starting to hassle you, his conversation is turning disturbingly sexual now. You put your hands over your ears and start humming to yourself.

The humming calms you, this is turning into a pretty good day.