Episode 16

Home boys ... with guns

Cabbages & Diseases

Hello Everyone!

I hope you are enjoying yourself, meandering through life with gay abandon…. I know I am!

It is Laura here, girlfriend of Chris. I have colonised his computer like I have colonised his affections. HA HA! There is no end to my evil machinations. Next I will kill a kitten.

I haven’t listened to this big steaming pile of Odd Cast- but if I had, I imagine it might contain at least two of the following:

1. Jonathan, talking about his sad, lonely life. Poor Jon!
2.Some fart jokes (all boys tell these, it is genetic)
3. A brief discussion of the upcoming London Mayoral Elections (1st May, don’t forget to vote, kids)
4. Cabbages and other rutabaga
5. Diseases. Maybe scabies (hey, that rhymes!)
6. Some of Chris’s sappy folk music.

There you have it, the Odd Cast deconstructed. Have a listen and see how many I’ve got right. Or, don’t listen to it, and do something far more constructive and conducive to humanity’s advancement. Like building a papier mache effigy of your neighbour. Or dancing in a tiny circle, waving your hands.